FAQ's

Due to the overwhelming response from readers to answer their questions, here are some FAQ's about AxAy.

Q: Why is AxAy so awesome?

A: Dont question others awesomeness. Learn to deal with it.

Q: What makes AxAy so awesome?

A: Him being awesome and you being lame.

Q: Why dosen't AxAy booz or puff ciggies?

A: Come on. He has his standards.

Q: Since when is AxAy cry free?

A: Cry free since 2003.

Q: Is AxAy a virgin?

A: Virginity is dignity and ones dignity cannot be questioned.

Q: With how many girls has AxAy slept with?

A: Sorry, He has a bad memory. (That dosen't make him less awesome).

Q: What are AxAy's advice for marriage?

A: Guys, don't think of marriage until you are 55. Gals, get married at 12.

Q: On what conditions AxAy might think of having a baby?

A:

1. Wife promises him that she loves him more than the baby.
2. Once a month he gets the baby to pick up chicks.
3. Its middle name nust be AxAy.
4. Wife has to lose baby weight by bikini season.
5. If he's hungry, he should be fed first.
6. Never ask him to babysit.
7. All babysitters must be female, hot and of age 18-22.
8. Wife can talk about the baby only 3% of the time.
9. If the baby has a hot teacher, he gets to bring it to parent teacher's conference.
10. If the baby throws up on him, wife owes him 1000bucks.